UMPISA

hello, reader! (i am talking to myself, lol) here’s a fact: when i read my blog posts i always think that i’m not the person who wrote the posts so i’m here to remind myself about certain points about this new blog:

1. forget the grammar. as an aspiring writer, grammar is essential. but im not very good in english. i thought living in London will make my english skills better but i was wrong.

2. i’m not organized. that’s why i have high chances of flopping at writing contests, submissions, etc.

3. i prefer writing my thoughts rather than the physical world. (last night i wrote about what happened and felt bored that’s why i just saved it as a draft)

4. my blogs are always full of rants. (false hopes, broken dreams, confusion, longing etc. ) LOL

5. I always have a guest which appears (i didnt use “who” because my guest isnt a person. lol) occasionally on my blogs. it’s name is question man. i secretly liked being interviewed but since no one is interested to ask me questions i would like to hear, question man was born. whahahahahaha

6. i have a london blog. there’s no point in updating it because im not there anymore.

7. i dont post to be heard, impress, make pacute, otherwise this blog is pointless. lololololol. i just love to write!!!!!!! because the conversations with the people around me  are not enough.

8. im MEAN. not median or mode . lololololol. i am brutally honest, sarcastic, etc. and the results are: failed social relationships. lololololololol

9. when i cant control my emotions and i want to pour my heart in my blog i write in tagalog. whahahahahahah. mahirap na nga buhay pahihirapan mo pa. easy lang pre.

10. my posts are rated PG. hindi patay gutom. kundi poverty galore. lolololololol

11. i also occasionally mention satan on my blog posts. im not a fan of satan but he’s a fan of mine. lololololol. wag kang matakot kapatid! lahat ng mabubuti ay nilu lure ni satanas, di ako ganon kabuti but how would you explain the negative thoughts and actions in the world? from the human mind? yoko nga. gusto ko positive lang. kaya nga satanas eh. greek word ng opposer. in tagalog oposisyon. whahahahahaha.

12. people call me baliw. and i call them matino.

i could write ten more points but i would like to fast forward to my topic. lolololol. that’s not the reason why its called fastforwardtofuture. in fact, im soo happy with the present i keep on forgetting about the future. lolololololol. ay, may future pala?? and when im in a sulky mode i want the judgement day to come. i just wanted to blog quickly and i think i missed the good things in life.

ok, i was lying. lololol. the real reason behind the title is, when a doctor looked up for my Ba Zi. he said i will become wealthy in my middle age. lololololol. whahahahaha. up to now im still taking it seriously. lol. not really. i just find it funny because it’s somewhat true. but of course i should be starting now. or i should’ve started before. but im not the type of person who plans. i think it really depends on the person. i know some people who had timetables and it worked for them, and i know some who had plans that never turned out well. so in my case id rather not plan seriously except for health purposes. lol. i gave up London life because i had no time to write, and now i lost everything but writing. whahahahahahaha. not really, my family is here. and some of my friends. and by the way. i forgot to mention that i like to talk about myself. A LOT. lol. because no one in this planet understands me. okay maybe there are two or three people that i always pray to be in good health because if they die we will be endangered . lol. so there. so what differentiates me from other species. i will try my best to explain it in English. there’s more to life than life on earth. anu daw? did i just mean there’s life on mars??? lolololololol. nope. we must not forget that even if you reached your whole potential as a human being, remember that we will be judged someday. life isn’t about achievements. its about living a noble life. pano naman ako wala pakong naaachieve na full potential? lolololololol. darating din ako jan. sa 2025. lmao.